1.Sheldom 的自信
I'm a physicist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains.
--But,Sheldom,without your insight and leadship,this entire enterprise will surely fail.
--You're right,of course.
我是一个物理学家（physicist），上知天文下知地理,整一个宇宙里包含的奥妙我都知道。
--但是，sheldom，没有你的观点和领导气质，整个事业将会失败。
--那是当然！
2.Sheldom 的座位
In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm,and yet not so close as to cause perspiration;int the summer,it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there.It faces the television at any angle that neither direct.thus discouraging coversation,nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.I could go on,but I think I've made my point.
在冬天，这个座位靠近暖气从而可以保持温暖，在夏天，也不是靠的那么近从而避免出汗，更是一个通风口。看电视的时候，既不会阻碍谈话，也不会导致失帧，对于这个座位的好处我还可以继续说，但是我觉得够了。
3.石头剪刀布
Scissors cuts paper; paper covers rock; rock crushes lizard;lizard poisons Spock;Spock smashes scissors;scissors decapitate lizard;lizard eats paper;paper disproves Spock;Spock evaporates rock;rock crushes lizards;
decapitate vt.斩首，解雇。
剪刀削减纸;纸覆盖岩石,石头砸碎蜥蜴,蜥蜴毒药Spock;Spock打碎剪刀,剪刀斩首蜥蜴,蜥蜴吃了纸,纸反驳了Spock,Spock蒸发岩石,岩石粉碎蜥蜴;
4.Sheldom 和 Stephen William Hawking（斯蒂芬·威廉·霍金）的对话
--Do you like brain teasers?
--Oh,I love brain teasers.
--What does Sheldom Cooper and a black hole have in common?
--They both suck!
--你喜欢脑筋急转弯吗？
- -噢，我喜欢脑筋急转弯。
- 那么谢尔顿·库珀和黑洞有什么共同之处？
--他们都很烂
5 .
A Chinese research team ran a test and the results were extremely promising.They called it the greatest thing since the Communist party,althougth I'm pretty sure that Communist party made them say that.I like China.They know how to keep people in line。
一个来自中国的团队做了一个实验，实验的结果非常有前景，他们称发现了自从中国共产党执政以来最伟大的东西，尽管我很确信是共产党让他们说的，我喜欢中国，他们知道如何控制人们。
6.Lenard 和Penny 在婚礼上
Penny,we are made of particles that have existed since the moment the universe begin,I would like to think those atoms traveled 14 billion years through time and space to create us, so that we could be together and make each other whole.
Penny,我们都是由自从宇宙开始诞生之后的粒子组成，我必须要说这些元素历经14亿年的时间和空间的穿越才创造出了我们,因此我们可以在一起并且互相弥补对方。
7.Howard 和 Bernadette 在婚礼上
Until I met you,I couldn't imagine spending my life with just one person,And now,I couldn't imagine spending one day of it without you.
在我认识你之前，我无法想象如何只和一个人共度余生，但是现在我无法想象在没有你的一天里我该如何生活。
8.谈girlfriend
With the understanding that nothing changes whatsoever,physical or otherwise,I would not object to us longer characterizing you as "not my girlfriend" (quadruple negative!)
没有什么变化，物理或以其他方式的理解，我也不会反对我们不再描述你作为“不是我的女朋友”（四重否定！）--“你可以成为我的女朋友吗？”